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franke1
Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Posts: 275
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:33 am Subject: Another bar joke |
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." _________________ Thanks, |
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WorkAtHomeSpace Moderator
Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 3835 Location: Canada
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Tammy Moderator

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samantha09
Joined: 15 Feb 2012 Posts: 41
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:50 am Subject: |
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Oh my.. Thanks to the truck driver, his was still alive.  |
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skydome
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:45 pm Subject: |
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| Hilarious joke. It made me laugh all the way. |
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Markas56

Joined: 06 Mar 2012 Posts: 6
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:37 am Subject: |
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Good one.thanks for share. _________________ Girlfriend Gift Ideas |
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Nerohawkins
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:34 am Subject: |
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| So much for the big strong trucker guy. |
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